Wednesday 25 January 2012

"CRAZY FAST CRACKER'S ROCKET" - I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ARSE WHAT ROSCOE SAYS, TOM FOSTER'S RIDE IS CRAZY FUCKING FAST !!! YouTube

O.K, A LOT OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW JUST WHO THIS CRAZY BARRIO BRED WHITE BOY IS, HE'S BEEN FEATURED IN THE GLOSSIES MANY, MANY TIMES, CARS, BIKES AND INK . . . HE HAS STITCHED UP SOME SUPER HIGH QUALITY SHOOTERS FOR FOLK GOING BACK TWENTY YEARS OR SO . . .

APPARENTLY GIFTED WITH A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PLANET, HE'S WORKED AT THE POINTY END OF AERONAUTICS AND HAS APPLIED THAT MEGA MIND TO HOW HE BOLTS MOTORS AND FRAMES TOGETHER INTO FEROCIOUSLY FAST FEAR MACHINES, AGAIN, IF YOU AIN'T FAMILIAR WITH THE MAN, DON'T LEAVE IT AT THAT, EXTEND YOURSELF, LEARN SOME SHIT AND FIND OUT !!!

THE POST I'VE THROWN UP FROM MY POOTUBE FILES WAS INITIATED BY A DEBATE I HAD WITH MY MECHANICAL MAIN MAN, ROSCOE BUCHANAN, REGARDING HOW QUICK FOSTER'S BEASTLY BIKE ACTUALLY IS . . . BEING A TRULY MASTERFUL SPANNERMAN AND SOMETHING OF A SCEPTIC AS WELL, HE WAS RELUCTANT TO CONCEDE THAT WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS IS REALLY "THAT FAST". . . . .

I, HOWEVER, ON THE OTHER HAND, RECKON THIS VID SHOWS A FUCKING FAST, STREET REGO'D, YANK, BIG TWIN, MOVING RATHER RAPIDLY DOWN THE STREET . . .

SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, CLAP YOUR EYES ON THE LINK BELOW THIS LINE AND WATCH AS MR FOSTER AND HIS TRUSTY STEED VANISH INTO THE DISTANCE RIGHT QUICKISH . . . .
*****CRAZY FAST CRACKER'S ROCKET - YouTube

BIG LOVE TO "LOWBROWWORKS" FOR THE ORIGINAL FOOTAGE AND TO TOM FOR HAVING THE BALLS TO DO IT . . . . GIDDY UP MOTHERFUCKER, BOOOOOM !!!!

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